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Mr. Scorpio
Mr. Scorpio's Journal
Mr. Scorpio's Journal
September 9, 2013
The van can attack its prey suddenly and without warning.
Here, a Silverhead Van strikes twice before seemingly ignoring the specimen as it scopes out a meatier gentleman nearby. The common van must consume twice its body weight daily to stay alive, a difficult mileage to maintain at only 7 miles per pedestrian.
Nearby, a scavenging Cursor sits motionlessly and watches the event. If the van ignores its kill and moves on, the Cursor will feast on the uneaten remains.
http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/
Nearby, a scavenging Cursor sits motionlessly and watches the event. If the van ignores its kill and moves on, the Cursor will feast on the uneaten remains.
http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/
September 9, 2013
The Steaks Are High? No...
September 9, 2013
Moral of the story: Get prior consent before you start kissing sleeping women.
Sleeping Beauty Re-visioned
Moral of the story: Get prior consent before you start kissing sleeping women.
September 9, 2013
My favorite Girl Scout cookies are the Thin Mints
I just found out that Keebler sells them year 'round under the product name, "Grasshopper."
Instead of hunting down packs of feral Girl Scouts for only the short Girl Scout hunting season, I could be wallowing in Grasshoppers all year long until they're coming out of my eyes.
Somebody shoot me now.
September 9, 2013
Russell Means Interview
September 9, 2013
Rock Lobster
September 9, 2013
Say, "Cheese"
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