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Mr. Scorpio

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October 31, 2021

Time to announce the winner of the 15th Annual Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil

Arisen from his dank and depressing grave in South Cakalaka at the toll of the Halloween Midnight bell, we now present the rotting and desiccated corpse of The Late H. Lee Atwater…

"Good Eeeevenging, to those you who are still in the land of the living. Welcome to this celebration of Right Wing Eeeevil. Let's get this over with, so I can go back to moldering and rotting in my grave, shall we?

"You breathers have spoken... With an overwhelming, grand total of 39 of your votes, from my cold, dead hands, this year's the Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil goes to a horrid creature for his THIRD time around the gravestone, the one and only, Addison Mitchell "Moscow Yertle" McConnell

"He truly is a piece of work indeed.

"It is also my esteemed displeasure to give the Eighth Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil, to one Tucker "Fucker" Carlson, for being one all-around Nazi-assed dick on the TV tubes, and a whole lot more.

‘Tucker Must Go’: Carlson Endorses Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory On Air

Jonathan Greenblatt, CEO of the Anti-Defamation League, called on Friday morning for the firing of Fox News host Tucker Carlson, after Carlson embraced the white nationalist "replacement" conspiracy theory on Thursday night.

"Now, I know that the left and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical if you use the term 'replacement,' if you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current electorate, the voters now casting ballots, with new people, more obedient voters from the Third World," Carlson said during an appearance on Fox News Primetime. "But they become hysterical because that's what's happening actually. Let's just say it: That's true."










"And that's just a taste. Any in depth examination of this evil troll will reveal much, much worse. He's a well deserved recipient.

But, I will now retire once again to my clammy grave until this time next year. Have a safe and HAPPY HALLOWEEN, all of you breathers!"

Past years' winners:

October 30, 2021

Welcome to the 15th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil

As always, this Festivity is Dedicated to The Rotting and Desiccated
Corpse of the dirtiest of dirty GOPr ratfuckers, the Late H. Lee Atwater

The crack of Midnight (UTC-4)? plus a few yields another Halloween Eve, DEVIL'S NIGHT, my children. The time when creepy crawlies reap all kinds of mischief. So, for the next twenty-four scintillating hours, it's a time for all of you to play...

Welcome to the event that makes your pre-Halloween celebration the joyous occasion that it certainly is, you ghosts and goblins, you… It's time for The 15th Annual Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil! (Insert evil, echoing cackle here.)

We've reached a momentous milestone, in this, the fifteen year of selecting the worst of the miserable worst. Hopefully we'll get to select a good one this Halloween season... Good, meaning BAD, of course. And as always, these circumstances have yielded quite a collection of evil actors too chose from, a veritable bumper crop of despicable Right Wing characters, delivered straight from Central Casting. A true collection of real life HORROR. (More evil, echoing cackling). Has there ever been a more horrifying collection of Scary Monsters hellbent on ruining everyone's lives before?

Why do I ask that question every year? They're always bad, so I must. But now, they seem so much worse. Much, much, much more worse.

As you know, the winner who will be chosen by all of you and will be announced in 24 wretched hours, at Midnight ET on Halloween, when the Rotting and Desiccated Corpse of the Late H. Lee Atwater will rise from his grave in South Carolina and hand out the award with his boney hands. That's tonight (East Coast time, of course).

Last year's winner, as you may remember, was Stephen "Junior Goebbels" Miller, who fortunately is NOW off the government payroll. And the recipient of the Seventh Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil was Leningrad" Lindsey Graham, who's still stinking up the Government's hallowed halls. Let's see who it will be this year, shall we?

Tonight, before the tolling of the Witching Hour that will signal another glorious Halloween, we'll all place our votes for the people that you have nominated.

After what we've all had to endure this year, it may seem as if the outcome will be obvious, but we have so many horrid little evil creatures to choose from. Use your vote well. Also, I'd like to take this time to announce that we'll be awarding the Eighth Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil to Tucker "Fucker" Carlson,. Seeing how the award is shaped, it's long overdue for this guy. So, we're gonna rectify that.

Anyway, let's do this thing:

From your nominations, here is your collection of walking, talking Creature Features for your perusal. Your vote will determine who receives this year's auspicious award. You nominated some of these evil bastards earlier and I added the rest:

1. "The Monstrous" Trump Klan

2. Addison Mitchell "Moscow Yertle" McConnell

3. "Greg "Abominable" Abbott

4. Matt "DUI" Gaetz

5.Tucker "Yep, He's Still A Nazi" Carlson

6. Lauren "Madame Ptomaine" Boebert

7. Ted "Carnival" Cruz

8. Marjorie Taylor "Gang" Greene

9. Ron "Death Cultist" Desantis

10. Madison "Fresh Faced Nazi" Cawthorn

Vote well, everyone, and ALWAYS remember...

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