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This is *THE* most "Not-in-Florida" Florida story in Western Civilization:

Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it. The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged. Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.Mr Smith, who is raising funds to fix his broken window, wrote that he was on a Tinder date with the woman and they went back to the shared house he lives in.

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

After the fire service had "composed themselves," Mr Smith said they set to work freeing his date from the window He said the woman went to the toilet and when she came back she had a "panicked look in her eye" and told him what she had done. He said the toilet window opened into a narrow gap separated by another double glazed window.

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915

MEANWHILE, in Ireland....

https://twitter.com/jonnohopkins/status/905119363061211142

**THIS** is why nobody likes cats:

https://twitter.com/Trickv2/status/904012569727336449

Today's moment of WTH? -- A late 1980s Soviet map of DFW

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