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PCIntern's Journal
September 16, 2018

Please allow me to say that

When I was young I always thought/fantasized that if I ran into the guy who played Eddie Haskell on Leave It To Beaver, I’d punch him in the nose. Of course it was only in jest: I knew he was an actor playing a part, but still...

But I will say that if I ever happen upon Tucker Carlson on a sidewalk I won’t strike him of course, but the stream of obscenities and invectives flowing out of my mouth would be unceasing.

That is all.

September 11, 2018

He didn't just clear the rubble, you don't understand,

He built the towers himself on the weekends and designed and approved the Pyramids of Giza having had unprotected sex with Cleopatra whom he later described as a “lousy lay”, the Eiffel Tower, and the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Astrodome.

In addition he created the Flintstones’ character of Barney Rubble for Hanna Barbera because he said that if he wasn’t obeyed the individual would be in Rubble...Barney Rubble - TROUBLE! Thus he cleared two kinds of Rubble.

Get it?

(Meanwhile hieroglyphs in Egypt relate that when Cleopatra saw him disrobed before her she sighed, “Well, here we go....”.

September 11, 2018

If Trump lost 66 of PA's 67 counties

He would say that since it wasn’t unanimous, he therefore won the state as though the election was like a jury trial.

September 10, 2018

Don't ever forget that he's

A lousy golfer and reported cheat.

I bet a dollar that he figured out how to cheat at golf from the movie Goldfinger. (I’m certain he never read the book).

He can’t even play golf well or legally.

Pure incompetence and criminality.

September 9, 2018

Everything's pissing me off no end...

This morning I'm watching this fascinating author being interviewed by Alex Witt on MSNBC and he's elucidating the role that Der Fuhrer had in destroying the USFL - essentially everything this asshole touches turns to shit. After he goes through about ten things that Orange-u-Tang did to undermine the league, Alex Witt asks him, "Can you think of anything he did right?" or words to that effect.

The gentleman parried the question well...but WTF kind of question was that from her? And I don't want to hear that it's a journalistic question: the proper question would have been, "Was there any decision made by Mr. Trump which had a positive impact on the League in your opinion?". Her snide question was dismissive as if to say, "Yeah well you obviously hate him and are totally negative and inflammatory and you can't even consider the other side." At least that's how I read it. And yes, yes, you can make a case that she's amplifying what he was saying but I don't think so from her tone and sneer.

I'm no longer giving anyone the benefit of any doubt: you are either pro-democracy or a Nazi-fascist. It's the "game" they play, so I shall play it as well.

September 8, 2018

So if you're watching MSNBC with Richard Lui Saturday afternoon

you may as well just give up if you're a Democrat, right?

The consensus is that if the Democrats speak up against the neo-Nazi, fascistic Trump "Doctrine" and the orange-u-Tang himself, then they are simply energizing the Rethug Skinhead base which apparently constitutes 106% of the American Public and will thus doom the Democrats to Minority status for the rest of time. Of course, as we all know, inaction and uncaring leads to the Rethug Skinhead base winning elections as well.

Can you imagine a TeeVee show in the 1960's set in pre-WWII Germany wherein the protagonists throw up their hands, smile, and say, "Well we know Hitler is capable of anything including genocide but you daren't speak against him because the Brownshirts will be extra-energized in the streets, and we wouldn't want that, would we?"

These fucking ignorant bastards are leading this country down a path to utter and complete totalitarianism and complete repression and eradication of opposing opinion and thought, creating a Fahrenheit 451 society, a 1984 society, a Soyelent Green society, a World War Z society, Stephen King's "The Stand" Walking Dude Society, and Jack London's "The Scarlet Plague" Society and all we are supposed to do is relax and enjoy it.

Not I for one...

P.S. (If you can possibly find The Scarlet Plague, it is one of the greatest short stories written of its day and forecasts all the apocalyptic literature and film today. Jack London wove a masterpiece - it is available in Groff Conklin's first anthology "Omnibus of Science Fiction" published in the 1950's along with dozens of fantastic pieces of literature. I cannot recommend it highly enough )

P.P.S. This political shit is way out of hand and getting worse by the hour: I'm fearful that we are going to reach a point of no return to a semblance of Democracy that we "had" in previous years...it is frightening that the notion of a Supreme Court ruling which is not unanimous will be disregarded by the so-called Executive Branch. This is a sickness and evil beyond all scope.

September 6, 2018

Who the fuck knows?

Does anyone have a single fucking idea what’s really going on here? Anyone? Because this is all beyond absurd: if they wrote one of those surrealistic French plays like one of Cocteau’s, they couldn’t match the absurdity of this insanity proceeding apace on our teevee machines. I’m “living in another dimension, not of sight or sound, but of mind.” This is degenerating into a sewer of irrationality and pure insanity.

September 5, 2018

What the hell is a "sickness bug"?

I’ve only been in healthcare as a licensed practitioner for 42 years. I’ve never heard that expression before.

But what do I know?

August 31, 2018

Sick fuck.

That is all.

August 31, 2018

"Federal workers are not here legally you know...

Along with the Native Americans which is, you know, an oxymoron. Now I know what the word “moron” means...I’ve heard enough in my life you can believe me, and an oxymoron is someone who’s stupid who breathes oxygen. Now there’s no one who gives off more methane than I do, I invented methane you know....many people don’t know this. This is why I’ve created the Space Force, so we can exclusively sell the methane which they say they have found on Jupiter. Jupiter is the largest of the planets and so we are thinking of renaming it Trump since we own it and it’s the biggest. I’ll talk to Congress about this or sign an order. I’m thinking about it, believe me. I’m going to Mount Rushmore tomorrow because everybody wants my face on it instead of Franklin’s”

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