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Electric Larry

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Name: Simon Moon
Gender: Male
Current location: Shouting “theater” in a crowded fire
Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
Number of posts: 80,708

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Wherever he goes, the people all complain

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PAH. THEM DUDES ARE RANK AMATEURS

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Mar 10, 2017, 09:30 AM (0 replies)

I think Arlo Guthrie wrote a song about something like that

Comin' into los angeleeees
bringin' in endangered live eels
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Mar 9, 2017, 06:50 AM (0 replies)

Elevator would be worse

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Mar 7, 2017, 12:46 AM (0 replies)

Just wait until the Russians hack it.

LLOYD, THIS THING SAYS YOU WERE FUCKING THE CAT LAST WEEK
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Mar 5, 2017, 07:29 PM (0 replies)

Harry Reid: The DNC was "worthless" under Debbie Wasserman Schultz

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/311506-reid-dnc-was-worthless-under-wasserman-schultz
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Feb 22, 2017, 11:42 PM (4 replies)

Okay, one of those "sex toys" is a scalp massager.

Don't get me wrong, they feel great on your head, but I don't think they'd do much anywhere else.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Feb 15, 2017, 11:03 PM (0 replies)

Who doesn't want a whopper?

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Wed Feb 15, 2017, 11:02 PM (0 replies)

And in the end

The love you take, is equal to the love you make.

True, true.
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Feb 10, 2017, 11:46 PM (0 replies)

He's like Godot, but shaped like a giant penis.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Feb 9, 2017, 05:49 AM (0 replies)

ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT GOING TO GET MY HARAMBE-SHAPED CHEETO?

No fucking way. I already insured it through Llloyds.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Feb 7, 2017, 08:58 AM (0 replies)
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