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Warren DeMontague

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Name: Easy D Montague
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Member since: Thu May 20, 2004, 05:02 AM
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Am I the only one who sees, here, the potential for an old-timey piano ballad?

the clouds are white
the water's blue
it's a sunny day
on Kepler 62

The Earth is crowded
it smells like poo
Please darling lets go
to Kepler 62
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:49 PM (0 replies)

You want the Calendar, don't you.

Just replace 2011 with 2013.


Posted by Warren DeMontague | Sun Apr 14, 2013, 05:20 PM (1 replies)

"Curtis, when you cut my hair, can you give me something that accentuates my bald spot

causes my massively outsized front teeth to look even creepier, and generally makes my head look like a big shiny penis?"

"Oh, and please hurry, because I'm on my way to Casual Male to buy a tie that looks like I ate a Backgammon Board and shat it out my neck"
Posted by Warren DeMontague | Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:59 PM (1 replies)

That's where I'm at, too.

I leave it to the reader to decide who they think is likely more emotionally invested in controlling the behavior of others; the topless secularists, or the religious fundamentalists.

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Fri Apr 5, 2013, 02:46 AM (0 replies)

move on over

Posted by Warren DeMontague | Thu Apr 4, 2013, 04:20 AM (0 replies)
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