It’s not really fair to say Everything Trump Touches Dies. Sometimes they go to prison, go bankrupt, get disbarred, become unemployable, are social pariahs, spouses leave them, friends and relatives disown them, and suffer permanent reputation damage.

Of the ten House Republicans who voted to impeach Donald Trump, only two are likely to return to Congress in 2022, because there is nothing Republican voters hate more than their representatives doing the right thing.