Nancy Pelosi: The Look

For my dearest soft-spoken, female friends: Mini-megaphones on keychains.

Nothing's quite inspired me to the spirit of giving like the witnesses I saw at the Impeachment hearings. Nothing. The ideas were there in the back of my head- how can I show my appreciation and high regard, my admiration & love to these women friends of mine? I'm talking about women as precise and gifted at speaking as Marie Yovanovitch and Fiona Hill. And the insane number of times they've been interrupted & shouted over by shrill men with booming or grating, loud voices. The Jim-fucking-Jordans.


Each bag I'm putting this in is going to be pink, & labeled "Feminine Protection". I'm adding pepper spray, a referee's whistle, and a pink knitted pussy-hat to each bag.


I never knew about mini megaphones, though, keychain sized! They run about $10 to $14. You can tell I'm extra- excited about that, can't you? Being constantly interrupted/shouted over by the Jim-fucking-Jordans of the world has been the bane of my (and my friends') existence. One of my greatest fantasies is a calm, purposeful female voice delivering articulate 100 decibel coolness and authority over the loud yakking. It may be the only thing that works.

You ain't lying.

Now, THERE's something you don't see everyday.

Last night marks the first moment I've ever ENJOYED looking at trump's face.

If anyone had told me I'd be watching and replaying a video of trump's face I would have laughed.
The background BOOing is like music.

I wasn't able to find the extreme closeup on YouTube, but here it is on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1188763200075915264

Like I said, this is a first.

I won't have to type a thing. Y'all are going to hear me sound my barbaric YAWP

over the rooftops of the world!

"The White House staff", as elegantly described by Lunatica:

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful

future. So nice to see, bless his heart.

There's your WMD, right there. An ugly mouth that just won't quit.

Compulsive, interminable yakking, a solidly-proven inability to listen to anyone, anyone but a bigger bully.
If I were going to turn a nation inside-out, I'd start with its very language. I'd use a powerful (rich) idiot as a weapon, then COUNT on him to destroy the meaning of our precious language. And then have him talk over absolutely everybody, with the media's help.

He can't shut his damn mouth, interrupting everyone including himself. Won't let anyone else say anything. HAS to TALK OVER EVERYBODY. Please sweet Jesus get this loud, abusive, obnoxious, essentially empty person out of office soon.

(Do I have to even start on trump's tweeting "habit"?)

Look!! Wet Hillbillies!