October 9, 2016

I'm HORRIFIED HRC aspires to "growth and opportunity for every person in the hemisphere"

How DARE she dream of such a thing.

October 8, 2016

Trump: "I've spent time with grieving mothers who've lost their children"

From what?

Anyone have a clue wtf that line in his hostage video is supposed to suggest?

When has he spent this time? Does he just, in general, spend time with grieving mothers in his travels? Have they lost their children from some common cause?

It's this bizarre phrase which evokes emotion, but wtf is he talking about?

Is it supposed to suggest he hangs out around emotionally vulnerable women consistent with his predatory view of women generally?

Like, "I spend time with grieving mothers who've lost their children... because they'll let you do anything."

They had to have gone over this statement carefully, so this fragment is there for a reason, but wtf is it supposed to mean?

October 8, 2016

CALL SEAN HANNITY RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Nobody wants to call Sean Hannity!

October 8, 2016

Trump gains in key suburban Philadelphia demographic

October 7, 2016

Trump chat gets top billing over a deadly hurricane

Holy shit.

CNN had a choice between a natural disaster of devastating proportions or Hurricane Matthew for the lead story.

Remember, "well the storm will allow Trump to refocus, and get bad news passed over for storm coverage"?

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Stick a fork in him.

October 7, 2016

Are we doing Columbus Day this year?

I'm sure that many of our newer members would be impressed with the traditional DU Columbus Day festivities.

I'll start: So, are you doing anything special for Columbus Day?

October 2, 2016

Sooner or later, Trump will screw up and say something atrocious

Like Romney's 47% remarks, I'll bet someone is going to come up with a recording of Trump saying something awful.

Someone should follow him around with a microphone - a working one, not one of those phony-baloney debate decoy mics - and make sure that if he ever says anything stupid, we'll get it on tape.

October 1, 2016

As I was going to St. Ives...

I met three men who had nine wives...



...and in their sacks were packs of lies.

Packs, sacks, creeps and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

September 29, 2016

Gosh - Trump is finally proven to make a charitable donation, and look what thanks he gets...

Man oh man.

Here you have Trump Hotels paying $68,000 for a charitable trip to Cuba, and people STILL aren't happy.

September 28, 2016

The medical reason Trump sniffles is Microdigital Xeromucosis

In layman's terms, his fingers are too short to pick his nose.