Women never lie!

... or at least not the ones with the pointed ears.

Shades of Joseph McCarthy!

"I have here in my hand ... a list of names..." - Joseph McCarthy

Trump contradicts US intel community by claiming he's seen evidence coronavirus originated in Chinese lab

Translated into broken English from broken Russian?

This news of Trump freaking out about losing to Joe Biden reminds me of that scene in Der Untergang.

You know the scene, featured in most of the "Hitler is informed that..." YouTube videos with rewritten subtitles.

If you've seen Der Untergang with its original subtitles (or you understand German) then you know that in that scene Hitler was informed by his subordinates that he was losing the war, upon which he responded by throwing a temper tantrum, screaming, yelling, and blaming everyone but himself.

When you watch that it's impossible to resist picturing Trump in place of Hitler, acting essentially the same way.

I got my $1200 direct deposit today. I don't file tax returns & I get monthly S.S. direct deposits.

I didn't think I was going to get it this soon.

CNN posts photos of conspiracy theorists' victim and her husband. Why? Why? Why?

Trump asks "What is The Purpose?" while we wonder "What was Trump's purpose?"

Wait, isn't a president who's too stupid to give daily briefings also too stupid to be president?

Pro-life activists are demonstrating alongside anti-life stay-at-home protesters!

Ya can't make this stuff up!

I just realized, Trump is actually stupider than the fictional president in Idiocracy!