Bear drives car into tree in Grand Lake

VAIL, Colo. -- A bear was rescued after driving itself into a tree in the town of Grand Lake last Saturday. 
The bear was trapped inside the vehicle when it put the car in neutral, striking a tree on County Road 4651 in Grand Lake, according to the VailDaily. 

Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were notified of the incident and the bear was released. No other information regarding the incident was immediately available. 

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/mountains/bear-drives-car-into-tree-in-grand-lake-in-grand-county


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C'mere Donald ---

Debate prep, part 3 (final)

Are we there, yet?

Ring...ring...

“Good evening, ma’am!” said the cheery young man when I answered the phone. “I’m calling from the Donald Trump campaign,” he continued, “and may I ask who you are planning to vote for?” Without hesitation I answered, “Hillary Clinton, of course.”

“Um, what?” he responded, clearly unprepared for my selection. “Really? I mean, um, can you tell me why you aren’t voting for Donald Trump?”

“Sure,” I said. “I prefer a President who has some knowledge of history, a basic understanding of foreign policy and the mechanics of international relations, and most of all, familiarity with our guiding principles as set forth in the Constitution. Other than that, I don’t want a President who abuses women, mocks the disabled, shames immigrants, disses veterans, fails to pay his debts, and sleazes his way out of paying taxes.”

“Oh,” he muttered, not quite as cheery as he had begun. “Well, uh, thanks for taking the time—”

“One more thing,” I said. “You might want to suggest to Mr. Putin that he be more careful in providing the data base from which you make your calling lists.”

“Um…”

“Dos vedanya,” I said. Click.


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As if.

Chris Wallace as moderator

On MSNBC, didn't catch the name of the commentator, but he said that Hillary needs to be careful at the debate because Chris Wallace is a "skilled and accomplished arsonist." Whoa.

Missed the rest of that segment. Did anyone else hear that?


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I am no longer referring to Donald Trump as an asshole.

But I’m doing so out of recognition that the rectal aperture, unpleasant though it may be, does serve a genuinely necessary purpose. Trump, on the other hand, serves no discernible purpose. Therefore, I will endeavor to find a term that more accurately describes Trump’s pervasive malignancy.

Poisonous polyp?

Hairy hemorrhoid?


Suggestions are welcome.


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Less than a month

It’s now less than a month until Trump informs us that we are unworthy of him.



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Photobucket?

Anyone else's photobucket pics disappearing?



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