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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
October 21, 2012

MiddleFingerMom does NOT like Nurse Kitty!!! He does not like Nurse Kitty ONE BIT!!!!!

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October 21, 2012

MiddleFingerMom put a LOT of time and thought into picking the perfect Primary Care Physician.

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October 21, 2012

Alright! Alright! The REAL reason MiddleFingerMom is in the hospital this time:

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October 20, 2012

Seriously, this is how bad the scratches are from MY cats

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I had my yearly man checkup and I had a new doctor - she wondered when I had sung castrati in the Italian boy's choir..

I kid you not!

October 20, 2012

Hi, everyone! I'm doing well... not great yet but well. Last night was rough. An important IV failed

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It took three nurses 2 failed attempts each before the 4th got it right.
Kali says that I just like telling the nurses that I'm a "hard stick"
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She's right.
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Duh!
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AND for some reason, my tissues were EXTREMELY susceptible to pain .
What is normally "owwie" was ''WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO
YOU
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My heart rhythms are off again
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They tried to chemically convert them back to no avail. I was conscious for
that and apprehensive -- they said when the bolus of medication passed
through my heart, I would feel it stop (!!!!!!) and I would not be able to
breathe for 10-15 seconds I was CURIOUS about that... and also
disappointed -- how else is someone who is Fucking Immortal going to
experience death... but it didn't happen. My heart just slowed for two
seconds so they could actually SEE its rhythm. They shocked me back into
rhythm. They sedated me for that and I'm glad. The doctor says I spasmed
up flat above the bed and actually screamed.
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Um...
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I mean I let out a low manly F-F-F-F-U-C-K.
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Today, my breathing is back to "normal".
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Thank you SO much for all the vibes, etc. I really can palpably feel them.
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And someone mentioned my "family". The only family I had (beside a niece
and nephew association with whom would be bad all around because of my
sister) that I loved are all dead now
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You folks are my family.
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Who's having me over for Christmas?
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October 18, 2012

It's odd!!! Being a big fan, MFM goes to ALL the Comic-Cons, but he never makes any friends.

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October 18, 2012

MFM: Who's yer favorite uncle? C'mon, who's yer favorite uncle?! Show me! Show me! Ah, there you go!

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October 18, 2012

Go ahead, Senor Fearless Matador... where is your machismo NOW?!?!?!?

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October 18, 2012

Hero:

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October 18, 2012

The original Smartphone:

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Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
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