MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalThe Pelican:
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A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But damn if I know how the helican?
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Li'l Tiny Ptah's folks hoped they had a little Horse Whisperer in the family. Alas it was not to be.
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Jen's really glad Tobin can relax. She just wishes he didn't relax so totally... you know - so OFTEN
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Shoulda been/Coulda been the first step in the government shutdown:
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Find something to be happy about today (Sunday Oct 6, 2013)
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MiddleFingerMom's friends STILL say "Somebody crack a window, MFM's... THINKIN'!!!"
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MFM's neighbors in Germany used to drop by all the time to drink in the beauty of his flowerboxes.
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Juggalos -- they're harder to offend than most of us.
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The original angry birds:
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How do you know when your male dog's gotten himself involved in a sex scandal?
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
