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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
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December 13, 2012

How to tell when your milk's gone REALLY bad.

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December 13, 2012

MFM's dog was a GREAT guard dog... until he realized that MFM expected him to do ALL the work.

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December 13, 2012

michaelangelo's david and dick:

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December 13, 2012

Arrogant skateboarders always act like they own the whole fucking sidewalk. They think they're cute.

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December 13, 2012

Computer lock:

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December 13, 2012

Still unsure what to get that "special" someone for the holidays? Cow-Farts-in-a-Can are always nice

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Kali tried this, but was charged under truth-in-advertising laws when it was determined (do NOT ask how!!!!!) that
all her merchandise was coming, not from her cattle, but from Mister Kali and her boys.
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Now THAT was a production line that had to be smelled to be believed.
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http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/canned-cow-farts-prove-big-hit-in-germany.html
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December 12, 2012

To Skinner -- re: MiddleFingerMom -- He's his own Grandpa.

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And if MFM's Grandpa is posting here, he is -- in every sense of the word -- a zombie.
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Burn him. Burn him at the stake.
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Stonings are nice, too.
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I think he'd LIKE to be stoned.
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December 12, 2012

Yesterday, I bought a SodaStream home soda-maker.

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I grocery shop by bus with my walker. I drink a lot of diet soda & seltzer water (yeah yeah I know),
so much of the volume and weight I deal with is devoted to soda. It limits the other things I could
be getting.
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This is SO cool. Re-useable bottles and canisters of CO2. Tap water can be (and is) used.
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I've been drinking seltzer water with and without flavorings for years, so I know what works for me.
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Between last night and tonight, I've gone through almost 2 liters of Mio Black Cherry flavored soda.
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I'm excited by this (but I AM such an excitable boy).
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The whole setup, with an extra canister of CO2 and two add'l bottles to fill and a bottle of flavoring
cost me about $!50 (I got the second-lowest maker in their hierarchy of makers -- the only thing
a more expensive one could do that would be handy would be to tell me how much CO2 is left. The
second backup bottle negates the need for that).
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The convenience and MOST ESPECIALLY the decreased strain on my heart from carrying that extra
weight (15-20 pounds)?
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Priceless.
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December 11, 2012

GREAT NEWS!!!!! It doesn't burn any more when MiddleFingerMom pees.

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Then again... it doesn't burn any LESS, either.
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