MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalMy blender came and now that I know I'm not going into the hospital -- it's SMOOTHIE time!!!
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Fabric Softener Smoothie
7 or 8 ice cubes
1 cup milk
1 scoop vanilla ice cream
blue food coloring
1. Grind ice cubes in blender.
2. Add milk to crushed ice and lend on low speed for 10 seconds. Add one large
scoop of ice cream and blend again for about 30 seconds.
3. Slowly add about eight drops of food coloring to blender, mixing after every
couple of drops, until smoothie is the color of your favorite fabric softener.
From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter
At the Renaissance Faire, MFM posed for a joke photo with his, um... you know -- "girlfriend".
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Road less traveled, his ass!!! MiddleFingerMom ALWAYS knew which road to take.
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Carl: Daryl, stop being a jerk! ... Daryl: I didn't do NOTHIN', y'all!!!
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How to tell when your cat's been ordering things online with your credit card:
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Bluesbassman's band was REALLY confused when he started playing with his little dinghy on stage.
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How to recognize CaliforniaPeggy's precious sweetums kittycat:
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I ESCAPED!!!! DON'T PAY THE RANSOM!!!
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Sorry all (especially Kali)!!! I've been REALLY low on energy and EASILY and EXTREMELY short-of-breath
for close to a week now. I was worried that I'd have to go back to the hospital, but I just increased the
dosage of my diuretic (water pill) and tinkled out half the fucking Mississippi River over the last day or two.
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Worked!!! I still feel tired, but I walked up to the library just now and was able to walk farther than I have
for quite a while now -- plus it only took me a second push to complete the whole trip (it's been taking
another 3 or more).
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I've gotta getta phucking phone, that's for sure. I can afford it -- it's just that EVERYTHING for awhile
now has been about conservation of energy -- and a sidetrip for a phone has seemed too tiring. I can
afford one (thanks for the suggestion of taking up a collection), it's just getting to the phone store.
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Sorry again. Kali and I are gonna work out a better Mom plan.
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(edit to add) I had been out-and-about on Friday and spent a LOT of time online and on DU -- for some
reason, I thought that it had been Saturday that I had last posted. Sorry again, all -- and thanks for
the concern.
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Why MiddleFingerMom will NEVER be a crewmember on board the Starship Enterprise:
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St. Patrick's Day reminded MFM just how much he missed the hijinks and camaraderie of an Irish wake.
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Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
