MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalLi'l Skittles: "Soon."
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One of MiddleFingerMom's "drinking philosophies":
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OK, OK... MiddleFingerMom went a little OCD in college -- like YOU didn't.
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Usually, a cock doesn't frighten me.
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A truly Utopian dream:
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Don't drinkdrink and tell people not to driinkdrink, you hypocritical idiotidiot!!!
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(fumble-fumble-fumble) AH... THERE it is -- now things won't be so scary!!!!!
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For those who don't know -- the origin of MFM's name (how'd you decide on yours?):
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Kali kept bugging me... no, wait... Kali kept fucking ANNOYING me about this Democratic Underground
website. She assured me that I'd love it. She also said there was a member here whose humor was so
much like mine that she almost believed that it WAS me coming in incognito.
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When I finally checked out the website (you have no IDEA how supremely happy you would be if YOU
could get her to stop fucking annoying you), I did love it -- and I was so complimented by the fact
that she thought I was as funny as this other guy... so my name is nothing more than a riff off of his
name.
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LeftyFingerPop.
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MiddleFingerMom.
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The name has had some unforeseen "consequences" that have provided me with a lot of laughs over
the years, including but not limited to my favorite:
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"You're a DUDE?!?!?!?!?"
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Part of the reason why MiddleFingerMom (and MANY men) never won an argument with his SO's. EVER!!!
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
