“Tips for Single Moms“ by Daddy Mitt:

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May 11, 2012

Wishful stinking:

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May 11, 2012

Kali's cattle aren't fazed a BIT by all the illegal aliens crossing her property.

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Except for the damned missionaries.
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Somehow, the combination of proselytizing and probing just isn't RIGHT!!!
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May 11, 2012

DO NOT DAWDLE OR DILLYDALLY!!! You only have 359 more days to get ready for MFM's next birthday!!!

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Here's the cake I want -- a Jello shots "bundt cake" mold.
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You guys bring something sweet for you to have, too.
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May 10, 2012

I have discovered irrefutable proof that LynneSin is God.

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May 10, 2012

When finally reached for comment, bluesbassman said, "Doesn't matter. Had sex."

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May 10, 2012

Mitt Romney's new press secretary:

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Brilliant thread title stolen from DU member "rug".
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May 10, 2012

Face-to-face with a side view.

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This is creepin' me out a little.
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Pretty cool.
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May 10, 2012

Gesundheit!!!

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May 10, 2012

Cerberus, in Greek and Roman mythology, is a multi-headed hound (usually three-headed)...

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... which guards the gates of the Underworld, to prevent those who have crossed the river Styx from ever escaping.
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Cerbiraffe guards the second-floor gates of the Underworld (and does the landscaping).
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