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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
May 29, 2013

MiddleFingerMom went to the Olive Garden today where everyone thoroughly enjoyed their meal.

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May 29, 2013

Uncle MFM wasn't allowed to pick the "Day Trip with the Kids" destinations any more.

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May 29, 2013

Payback:

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May 29, 2013

Protect yourself by learning the Petting Death Zones.

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May 29, 2013

Sad news -- for the first time in her life, Skittles has lost an Ass-kicking contest.

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May 29, 2013

Kali KNOWS she shouldn't operate heavy machinery after breathing ranch smell and smoke all day.

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But she's ready for the inevitable.
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May 27, 2013

MFM Update live from The No More Fucking Pokes Zone

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Sorry for not posting more -- this hospital visit has not been fun. Much painful poking
and prodding. I'm a "hard stick" ( ) and they have to draw blood every four
hours PLUS they're pumping in a lot of IV meds -- they had to replace an IV yesterday
AND start two new ones.
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Despite all this, I may get out tomorrow, but only if I agree to submit to a COMPLETE
physical from Dr. Mansizedfinger (no relation).
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May 26, 2013

MFM likes to keep his relationship fresh by trying new and exciting experiences with his GF.

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May 26, 2013

MFM lost his marketing job when Nike rejected his concept for a new ad campaign.

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May 26, 2013

Gender-specific vs non-gender-specific toys:

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Profile Information

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Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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