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MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
June 11, 2012
You KNOW she's not just being "kind" when she says "Size doesn't matter" as she had Pluto included.
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June 11, 2012
You MAY have a texting problem if...
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June 11, 2012
MiddleFngerMom used to practice medicine in Pennsylvania. Used to. It's a long story. Don't ask.
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June 11, 2012
Ever have one of these days?
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June 11, 2012
Um, excuse me, Miss.. but the meat in this bucket of chicken is the toughest I've ever eaten.
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June 11, 2012
The COOLEST "impending Birth/Adoption of Two Children" notice EVER!!!
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June 11, 2012
graywarrior's legacy? Not "Thread that never Dies", but the rest of us coping with paranoid ducks!!
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June 9, 2012
MFM took Roy Scheider ("Jaws") fishing just ONCE. He kept sayng, "We're gonna need a bigger bait!!"
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June 9, 2012
MFM quit the circus upon finding that sword-swallowing & explosive UNEXPECTED flatulence don't mix.
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