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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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MiddleFingerMom remembers the very first moment that he discovered our purpose for being here.

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That face!!! Just LOOK at that face!!!
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jun 8, 2013, 11:24 AM (8 replies)

Kali...

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... she shoulda been a cop.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jun 8, 2013, 11:24 AM (0 replies)

In THESE shoes!?!?!?!?!?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jun 8, 2013, 11:24 AM (8 replies)

There are damned good reasons why most dads arent ALLOWED to take their daughters clothes-shopping.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jun 8, 2013, 11:24 AM (16 replies)

There's always that ONE person who drags a good party down.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Jun 8, 2013, 11:23 AM (0 replies)

Will the REAL MFM update please stand up?

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What a roller-coaster this long strange trip has been. The doctors
pretty much fixed the problems that brought me into the ER in the
first place. I can breathe and I have energy again and my heart is in
somewhat BETTER shape than the last time that they released me.
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The problem NOW is that they discontinued the VERY effective drug
that kept my diabetic neuropathy down (tingling, numbness and PAIN).
My legs and feet hurt so much that I couldn't even stand up, let
alone walk. They started the drug again and the tingling and
excruciating pain was diminished more day-by-day.
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My legs and feet feel pretty good, but I haven't much strength...
so on Monday they transferred me to a skilled nursing facility that
focuses on rehab. I'm working on building up enough strength in my
legs that I can function on my own at home again (I'm trying to
sell them on the concept of a TTBB delivery service -- with pizza
and beer, too).
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Times before, I was confident that it wouldn't take more than a few
days... this time I haven't a clue, but this place is pretty nice
and it's comfortable and -- once again -- the therapists are
amazingly positive, friendly and upbeat... I'm not sure there's a
profession that is more so.
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Thanks for all the vibes and well-wishes and especially the humor --
it helps more than you can imagine
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Excuse me, but I think I've spotted a wild nurse resting in the
underbrush.
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Shhhhhhhhh.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Jun 6, 2013, 10:02 AM (34 replies)

MFM update

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The sneer is gone from MFM"s lip,
his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his um, you know...
his bat upon the plate.(OWWIE)
And now the pitcher holds his balls (wtf!!!)
and now he lets them go (ahhhhhh),
And now the air is shattered
by the force of MFM'S blow

Oh, somewhere in this favored land
the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere,
and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing,
and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville
mighty MFM has struck out.
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I broke a facility rule and now they have me on a Tagteam Bedbath restriction --
only one-a-day unless there's an emergency.
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Help me, PUH-LEASE!!!!!
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Think of some non-sexual emergencies that will help me invoke the exception.
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Hurry!!! I'm starting to dry up and crack here.
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(sniff) Hurry.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 5, 2013, 04:24 AM (20 replies)

MFM may be a badass, but he's a considerate badass.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jun 3, 2013, 12:09 AM (6 replies)

Li'l MiddleFingerMom said, "Fuck da Po-Lice!!!"

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jun 3, 2013, 12:09 AM (1 replies)

"Cause breaking up is so very, um... hard, so VERY hard, blue-steel diamond cutter hard to do.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Jun 3, 2013, 12:08 AM (14 replies)
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