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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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Li'l Skittles... so precocious...so adorable... so OW... OW... fucking OW -- STOP IT!!!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Jun 27, 2013, 08:45 PM (6 replies)

MFM update -- “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” -- Gloria Steinem

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Sorry for not providing more of these -- progress has been slow but
steady every day, so there hasn't been any one event really worth
"reporting on".
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Today, there is. I'M GOING HOME!!!!!
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They held their weekly progress meeting and their conclusion was
that they were going to release me on Wednesday (the part of the
truth that pissed me off). I talked with the doctor and the social
worker and cleared up some misconceptions that they had (I don't
drive and, here in Tucson, the last time I had to go up or down ANY
steps was 10 years ago).
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The part of the truth that's setting me free?
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I'm going to go home on Saturday!!!!!
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I have some catching up to do, some fixing to do and some basic
necessities to procure, but I think I can take care of 6 weeks worth of
inattention in 1, 2 days tops.
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I am so glad go be going home. Thank you for all your well-wishes and
support, and perhaps especially, YOUR humor. All those things played
a big role in keeping my spirits up and positive and able to do the things
I needed to do in a minimum amount of time (though it SEEMED so long),
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More soon -- probably let you know when I'm actually home.
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Your Working Boy,
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The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom
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P.S. Woo-hoo!!!!!
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Jun 27, 2013, 06:54 PM (30 replies)

Not a word. I haven't a single word to say.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 09:26 PM (8 replies)

Young MiddleFingerMom actually wanted to wait until he was "ready" for sex. Li'l MFM had OTHER ideas

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:21 PM (5 replies)

The typical numbr of reps in a "MiddleFingerMom workout":

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:21 PM (2 replies)

Oh, Batman!!! You're such a card!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:21 PM (2 replies)

Rest assured. Karma will eventually catch up with bullies.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:21 PM (0 replies)

Willie Wonka would be GREAT at banishing overly-zealous pushers of substances everywhere!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:21 PM (0 replies)

Ironically, the ranch hands on Kali's place were full of beefcake. too. (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.)

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 05:20 PM (5 replies)

Today in 1963, President Kennedy gave what many consider to be one of his finest speeches.

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It was delivered to the German people in West Berlin during the Cold War and,
at one point, he told them he was one of them -- "Ich bin ein Berliner", The
crowd understood and went hysterical in its cheers and applause... even
though a "Berliner" locally meant a very popular donut -- and he had literally
told them that "I am a pastry".
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Luckily, the local police also understood and did not immediately surround
and consume him.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Jun 26, 2013, 11:49 AM (22 replies)
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