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MiddleFingerMom

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July 19, 2013

Remember on July 4th, when you lit "snakes" on the sidewalk. Well... times have changed, Geezer!!!

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I BLAME YOU PEOPLE WHO CAMPAIGNED FOR "No 'BOOM-BANG'-type fireworks on July 4th.
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See what you've done? See... what... you've... DONE?!?!?
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July 19, 2013

TexasTowelie was the most laidback, easy-going, GENEROUS dorm neighbor that you could ever wish for.

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July 19, 2013

Nobody had the heart to tell poor desperate Li'l Kali that her new BFF was... well -- was produce.

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July 19, 2013

today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day".

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July 19, 2013

Before you panic, I'm here for an outpatient visit -- I'm at my usual hospital...

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... UMC (where Gabby was at). I just got done with an appontment with (let me say this
with as self-important a voice as is possible) my other cardiologist (I'd like to introduce
you to my cardiologist Daryl... and my other cardiologist Daryl).
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Passed with flying colors.
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Not passed as in "left this mortal coil" nor passed as in letting them examine/bear witness
to the quality, quantity, frequency and/or just plain AWESOMENESS of my flatulence.
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I done good on all my tests... THAT kind of "passed".
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So , you're not only looking at The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom, you're looking at
The Fucking HEALTHY Immortal MiddleFingerMom (well... relatively so).
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I'm gonna stop off on the way home and celebrate with a bottle of MD 20/20 or some
heroin or somethin' (don't know which would be worse for me).
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SO... (ahemsniff) KALI... come on into town if you dare and I'll show you how a REAL
man can get himself past a stuck bathroom door AND I'll drink you under the fucking
table (it WILL have to be girly drinks, though).
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Harumph, hmmphh -- how 'bout that Bears game, huh?
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July 19, 2013

CaliforniaPeggy's feelings about Friday:

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July 19, 2013

Is Tony Roma's a cult?

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July 19, 2013

"Damn you, Edward Snowden!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"

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July 19, 2013

MFM's in The Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest excitement threshold in the world.

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(Are you scared... but too damned curious to turn back now?)
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July 19, 2013

MFM is a marathon swimmer - specializing in the English Channel & his neighbors' pools at 3 AM.

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Home country: U.S.A.
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