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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
August 30, 2013

Kali's next ranch dog -- Dumbwiener:

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August 30, 2013

Graywarrior's HOA Board marching down to inspect the quacking "doorbell" duct-taped to her door.

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Methinks she's already screwn.
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August 28, 2013

I awoke to find THIS given as one of the reasons to LEAVE a post on which someone had alerted:

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"Juvenile, stupid, offensive, etc.... but this is the lounge and this is an MFM thread."
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(edit to add -- the alert was not on one of MY posts)
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I went back to sleeping the sleep of innocent children everywhere and awoke again sometime later
and, having pondered it in my dreams... realized that THIS is what that juror had been trying to say:
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ALL HAIL THE POWER AND THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
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August 28, 2013

A caffeined description of me...

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August 28, 2013

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing...

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...it just let out...
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... a little wine.
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August 27, 2013

My new favorite beverage -- OJ (Minute Maid Some Pulp) and Ocean Spray Diet Blueberry Juice.

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About 2:1 ratio -- over ice -- yum.
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What's yours?
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August 27, 2013

Needless to say, it takes balls to REALLY show some love to MiddleFingerMom.

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August 27, 2013

People ask MiddleFingerMom, "MFM why do YOU (or does anybody) drink beer?" To which he replies...

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August 27, 2013

Vegans are evil. (That is one angry spud!!! PO-TAY-TOES!!!)

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August 27, 2013

Who else responds JUST like this when you can't find your mouse icon?

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Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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