MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalKali helps the Border Patrol in their search for illegals:
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A Border Patrol agent stopped at Kali's ranch recently. "I need to search
your ranch for the presence of illegals."
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Kali said, "OK, just as long as you stay out of that big field over there."
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Reaching into his back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge,
shoved it in her face and shouted, "Lady, I have the authority of the
Federal government behind me!! See this fucking badge? This fucking
badge means I'm authorized to go wherever I wish... on any land!!!
No damn questions asked nor damn answers given!!! Do you understand?
Have I made myself clear?
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Kali nodded politely and went about her chores. A short time later, she
heard loud screams, looked up and saw the agent in the field, running
towards her for his life, being chased by her biggest, meanest old bull.
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With every step, the bull was gaining ground and it seemed more and
more likely that the agent was going to be gored before he reached
the fence. He was clearly terrified.
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Using her hands as a megaphone, Kali shouted some helpful advice.
"Your badge... show him your fucking badge!!!"
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Just in time to warm your, um... spirits on those soon-to, um... come chilly Fall evenings...
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... THE "MIDDLEFINGERMOM'S SECRET" CATALOG IS OUT!!!!!
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Middle-aged rockabilly legends who keep their hairstyles STILL look like...
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... badass rebels with a fuck-you attitude.
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Middle-aged punk rockers? Not so much.
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I give you Carl Perkins vs Johnny Rotten:
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Br Ba 6: We'd step in with an intervention, but most of us are right in there with you already.
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Br Ba 5: All work and no play makes Walt (and you) a dangerous boy.
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Br Ba 4: Something sweet to give to your SO
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Br Ba 3: During the off-season, Walter White pursued his musical career.
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Br Ba 2: Breaking Bad vs Sharks -- a dead tie
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Br Ba1: Mr White... Sup dog!!!
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If there was a zombie outbreak, conservatives would probably be first to go, because
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... because their brains are pre-washed.
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Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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