Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
September 5, 2013

My condom has an expiration date of April 2017.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Like I need that kind of pressure.
.
.
.

September 4, 2013

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.

September 1, 2013

I ran out of my water pills Thursday morning and didn't realize it until yesterday.

.
.
.
My phone won't charge and my landlord was elsewhere AND our intertubes service was
out from early morning 'til about 9 PM or so, so I couldn't "call" for a cab.
.
I can already see and feel my ankles swelling from fluid retention. I'm about to take
150% of my normal dosage (as per my Dr's input), so tonight I expect to be peeing like
the proverbial racehorse.
.
Except I go (snrk!) for authenticity, so I'll actually be peeing on all fours.
.
.
.
You're WELCOME for the visual.
.
.
.

Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

Journal Entries

Latest Discussions»MiddleFingerMom's Journal