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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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Maybe the coolest glass decanter EVER!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 10:02 PM (6 replies)

M-m-m-m-m-m... pupcakes!!!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 10:01 PM (6 replies)

Why the hell can't all you lazy bums just re-discover the good ol' American work ethic?

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 10:00 PM (4 replies)

MiddleFingerMom always waits WAY too long before finally heading for the laundromat.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:20 AM (2 replies)

MFM's attitude has changed drastically. No longer "Fuck da po-lice". he now says "SMOKE da po-lice!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:19 AM (5 replies)

There are some who believe it's impossible to impress the HELL out of a cat.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:18 AM (5 replies)

Kali's family held an intervention for her Intertubes addiction. She hasn't stopped, but...

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... she HAS gotten much better at concealing it.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:18 AM (8 replies)

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it...

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... bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole,
shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's
pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper
shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and
potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That -- that's about it.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:17 AM (4 replies)

Vegan lobster:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Dec 29, 2011, 11:16 AM (8 replies)

MFM HATES it when his ASS falls asleep.. #1 -- it's gonna be UP all night. #2 -- it feels like THIS

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:29 AM (4 replies)
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