HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » MiddleFingerMom » Journal

MiddleFingerMom

Profile Information

Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 03:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

Journal Archives

OK, OK, MFM DOES still drink single malt Scotch, but only a hip-flask's worth a day. Of course...

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:28 AM (4 replies)

I stand before you helpless & trembling, O She who must NEVER, under ANY circumstance, be answered!!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:26 AM (0 replies)

Drool much?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:25 AM (3 replies)

Mirror, mirror on the wall -- who's the...

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:24 AM (1 replies)

Cats can be EXTREMELY possessive.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 10:23 AM (0 replies)

Finally, our weather here in Tucson is back on track for this time of year.

.
.
.
For the next week or more, we're expecting daytime temperatures in the
low-to-mid-70's -- and nightime temps of 40-50 degrees
.
.
.
Yeah... that's a lot warmer than what most of you are going through
right now, but we can handle it.
.
.
.
.
.
It's a dry warm.
.
.
.
.
.
(snerk)
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Wed Dec 28, 2011, 08:23 AM (3 replies)

Li'l MiddleFingerMom was a curious child... in so many, MANY ways...

.
.
.
.
... but he ALWAYS followed the letter, if not the spirit of the "Don't tuch the but" law.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.

Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:11 PM (2 replies)

The old spooky campfire stories of "MFM, the Naked Garden Gnome" STILL make pink flamingos nervous.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:10 PM (1 replies)

Breaking up... is so very hard... ... ... ... to do... that's it -- to DO.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:09 PM (6 replies)

Spelchek is fine, but some folks DESPERATELY need a function called "GrammarNazi" before they post.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:08 PM (4 replies)
Go to Page: « Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Next »