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If you're one of MFM's neighbors, keep EVERYONE away from the windows at midnight on New Year's Eve

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... including your pets... when MFM will be cavorting and doing his celebratory naked goat dance.
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If you forget these words of wisdom, seek professional help.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (1 replies)

MiddleFingerMom, every year exactly one year after the resolutions:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (3 replies)

I say this from experience. If you're not careful, it'll be the alcohol talking tonight. L-O-U-D-L-Y

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (6 replies)

Don't be fucking stupid. NEVER go to a tattoo/piercing parlor New Year's Eve and order "the special"

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (4 replies)

NO man has EVER been able to resist one of Skittles' "come-hither" looks at a New Year's Eve party.

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Or, as you can plainly see... on any other night of the year.
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (5 replies)

Traditionally, Ptah has ALWAYS been able to get his smoothest smooth on at New Year's Eve parties.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (0 replies)

MFM updat:e: Still in the hospital, comfortable, stable, actual tagteam bedbath yesterday...

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Will speak with docs this morning and know more about what they'll be doing.
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I'm going to be here a little while, but I'm in good hands,
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