MiddleFingerMom
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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
Journal Archives
If you're one of MFM's neighbors, keep EVERYONE away from the windows at midnight on New Year's Eve
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (1 replies)
MiddleFingerMom, every year exactly one year after the resolutions:
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (3 replies)
I say this from experience. If you're not careful, it'll be the alcohol talking tonight. L-O-U-D-L-Y
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (6 replies)
Don't be fucking stupid. NEVER go to a tattoo/piercing parlor New Year's Eve and order "the special"
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (4 replies)
NO man has EVER been able to resist one of Skittles' "come-hither" looks at a New Year's Eve party.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (5 replies)
Traditionally, Ptah has ALWAYS been able to get his smoothest smooth on at New Year's Eve parties.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 06:08 PM (0 replies)
MFM updat:e: Still in the hospital, comfortable, stable, actual tagteam bedbath yesterday...
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Mon Dec 31, 2012, 11:08 AM (18 replies)
Pay attention. This isn't rocket science -- How Not To Be A Jerk.
Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sun Dec 30, 2012, 01:07 PM (11 replies)