MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalIf you're one of MFM's neighbors, keep EVERYONE away from the windows at midnight on New Year's Eve
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... including your pets... when MFM will be cavorting and doing his celebratory naked goat dance.
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If you forget these words of wisdom, seek professional help.
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MiddleFingerMom, every year exactly one year after the resolutions:
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I say this from experience. If you're not careful, it'll be the alcohol talking tonight. L-O-U-D-L-Y
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Don't be fucking stupid. NEVER go to a tattoo/piercing parlor New Year's Eve and order "the special"
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NO man has EVER been able to resist one of Skittles' "come-hither" looks at a New Year's Eve party.
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Or, as you can plainly see... on any other night of the year.
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Traditionally, Ptah has ALWAYS been able to get his smoothest smooth on at New Year's Eve parties.
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MFM updat:e: Still in the hospital, comfortable, stable, actual tagteam bedbath yesterday...
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Will speak with docs this morning and know more about what they'll be doing.
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I'm going to be here a little while, but I'm in good hands,
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I Blame HappyMe
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1240197404
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Pay attention. This isn't rocket science -- How Not To Be A Jerk.
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Kali offered MFM a job on her ranch, but realized that he's not cut out to be a cowboy. DIALUP WARNI
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