MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalWTF is a "room spoon"?
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Is it exactly like an orgiastic daisy chain with cuddling instead of sex?
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I spread bullshit on kudzu. It's going places. n/t
MiddleFingerMom has heard people say that a big gun is compensation for a small winkie.
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Say that to his face and he'll put an itsy-bitsy cap in yo' ass.
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Here... move in a little closer, would you.
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"Still Life with MFM as a Before-and-After-Party Animal as Portrayed by a Cock"
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MiddleFingerMom was NEVER so gullible as when he was shitfaced and gullible.
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If Kali's horse throws a shoe, its foot gets sore.If Kali gets sore at her horse,she throws all four
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Pacalo was an EXTREMELY shy exhibitionist who only ever flashed her MeeMaw.
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Li'l bluesbassman and Li'l guitar man actually formed a band together long ago.
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(Balalaika player unidentified)
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The original "Bungee Jumper" 1896:
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MFM & NoName LOVED their trips to the park -- one for girl-watching... the other for bird-watching.
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YOU figure out which was which.
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