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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
January 25, 2012

What's up with all the Paula Deen haters? I've never watched her for more than...

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... about 10 mins or so on two separate occasions (didn't impress me).
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Did she claim that her recipes were HEALTHY!?!?!? Is there anyone over the age of 7 or 8 who
would believe them to be so.
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Basically, did she lie and say they were good for you or was she honest and just said they're good?
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She's not to blame for American obesity and she didn't seem Svengali enough to MAKE anyone use
her methods and ingredients.
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Remember in the 60's, the "Galloping Gourmet"? British... and just totally shitfaced for every show.
Very funny, very quick, and very Deenish in his choices of ingredients.
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He went clean and sober and tried to make a comeback in the 90's as a "healthy" chef. He and his
recipes were grandmotherly B-O-R-I-N-G -- and not a cool grandmother neither.
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He didn't last long. Nor should he have.
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One of my favorites was on PBS long ago (maybe 70's) -- "Floyd on Fish" (there was also a "Floyd
on Food" that I only saw a partial episode of). He would go out on small fishing vessels (though one
time a tugboat) and cook gourmet meals for the crew. He was always shitfaced and always encouraging
the camera crew and the boat's crew to have another round with him. Hilarious.
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And the best theme music EVER -- reminded me of Primus' closing music for "South Park" -- much guttural
grunting going on.
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January 24, 2012

The number of people ignoring me has dropped by three.

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Was it something I didn't say?
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January 22, 2012

MiddleFingerMom has always been known as "The Life of the Party". Always.

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January 22, 2012

MiddleFingerMom has had some... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... regrets.

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January 22, 2012

My bighair farts in YOUR bighair's general direction.

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January 22, 2012

Gender-specific misconceptions about "breaking up".

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January 22, 2012

LynneSin was weird about her pets from a very early age.

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January 22, 2012

Li'l Tiny Ptah saw absolutely no reason to wait until he was called a surly OLD curmudgeon.

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January 21, 2012

Website to guess your accent:

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Mine pegged me as "Midland" which can mean anywhere from Pennsylvania to Midwest -- or
even basically indeterminable. I was raised in Michigan but most people have trouble figuring
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http://www.lewrockwell.com/spl3/american-accent-quiz.html
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