MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalYou can't tell the players without a scorecard -- the 2012 U.S. Terrorist Identification Chart:
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Like everyone else, MFM has the dream of falling & he wakes JUST before he hits the ground.
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But, UNLIKE everybody else... things just go, um... downhill from there.
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That rumor that MFM couldn't get a date for his prom? Here's an old pic of her to disprove that.
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MFM misses his Gamma-Gamma.
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After the asskicking Justin endured for blowing out "her" candles...
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... people just naturally understood and agreed that ALL birthdays
were "Skittles' birthdays".
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Perhaps OSHA regulations DO go a leetle bit overboard from time-to-time.
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It's our fault dogs misunderstand & panic when they hear their best friends are "going to sleep".
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I don't think you've added NEAR enough tuna to that dish.
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This is absolutely AWESOME!!!!! "Fishing Under Ice":
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No spoilers here. I'll comment later.
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Sometimes MFM drowned his sorrows in drink -- a beartender his only friend.
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When MFM teases Kali, he's really diverting attention away from the monkey on his OWN back.
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And don't even START with the "shorty" jokes.
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Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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