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Wolf Frankula

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Since School Starts Here Tomorrow,

Here are some short songs disliked by my school more than 50 years ago.

First "The Burning of the School"

'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
Now we're marching to the office to kill the principal,
The brats are marching on!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
So I hit her on the bean,
With a rotten tangerine.
The brats are marching on!'

And "See-Saw"

'See Saw Marjorie Daw,
Jack's on strike with his master.
His master will pay but a penny a day,
So Jack won't work for that bastard.'

And "Take Me Out to the Pig Sty."

'Take me out to the pig sty,
Take me out with the swine.
Buy me some pig slop and slap my crack,
I don't care if I ever get back.
For it's root, root, root like a root hog,
Up to my snout in the mud.
For it's squeak, squeak, squeeeee ump ump ump.
At the old pig sty.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Sep 3, 2018, 08:45 PM (1 replies)

Has anybody else noticed that the Snapple Apples look

Like George W. ? Is that intentional?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Wed Jul 25, 2018, 10:22 PM (4 replies)

Here, for the Fourth of July, Is Our Original National Anthem

All Rise!

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Jul 3, 2018, 06:25 PM (2 replies)

Northeast Portland has a problem with coyotes

Could this be the reason?

Acme: the choice of coyotes everywhere.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun May 20, 2018, 12:54 AM (3 replies)

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu May 10, 2018, 10:13 PM (7 replies)

Will Anyone under 50 Get this?

"Oh Boy, grunt cakes. Heavy on the thirty weight Mom."

"Not with your hand, Son. Use your entrenching tool"

Hint, it's from the polar opposite of a silent movie.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon May 7, 2018, 06:45 PM (13 replies)

For Your Viewing Pleasure an Easter Classic Easter Yeggs

With Bugs Bunny


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Apr 1, 2018, 12:12 PM (1 replies)

Do You Have the Slurp Patrol in Your Neighborhood?

Sunday is Easter. But Sunday also has a full moon. And you know what that means, Werebunnies!

But in our neighborhood we don't have to worry about werebunnies, zombies, weretrumps or other strange beasties. We have the Slurp Patrol [link:http://|

They case them away. But also they chase down pussy cats and slurp them from nose to tail. And staying inside won't keep you safe. They'll come in through the doggie door. Don't have a doggie door? They bring the doggie door with them. So you cat people, check the outside of your house for the sticker that says, 'Put doggie door here.'

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Mar 27, 2018, 06:34 PM (1 replies)

Thank you for the heart

whoever your are.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Feb 10, 2018, 12:59 AM (0 replies)

Has everybody done their Super Sunday things?

You know, put up the goal posts, sent out your Super Sunday cards, bought your Super Sunday presents, shopped for Super Sunday dinner, taken the kids to see Howard Cosell?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Fri Feb 2, 2018, 09:29 PM (13 replies)
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