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Wolf Frankula

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Northeast Portland has a problem with coyotes

Could this be the reason?

Acme: the choice of coyotes everywhere.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun May 20, 2018, 12:54 AM (3 replies)

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu May 10, 2018, 10:13 PM (7 replies)

Will Anyone under 50 Get this?

"Oh Boy, grunt cakes. Heavy on the thirty weight Mom."

"Not with your hand, Son. Use your entrenching tool"

Hint, it's from the polar opposite of a silent movie.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon May 7, 2018, 06:45 PM (13 replies)

For Your Viewing Pleasure an Easter Classic Easter Yeggs

With Bugs Bunny


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Apr 1, 2018, 12:12 PM (1 replies)

Do You Have the Slurp Patrol in Your Neighborhood?

Sunday is Easter. But Sunday also has a full moon. And you know what that means, Werebunnies!

But in our neighborhood we don't have to worry about werebunnies, zombies, weretrumps or other strange beasties. We have the Slurp Patrol [link:http://|

They case them away. But also they chase down pussy cats and slurp them from nose to tail. And staying inside won't keep you safe. They'll come in through the doggie door. Don't have a doggie door? They bring the doggie door with them. So you cat people, check the outside of your house for the sticker that says, 'Put doggie door here.'

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Mar 27, 2018, 06:34 PM (1 replies)

Thank you for the heart

whoever your are.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Feb 10, 2018, 12:59 AM (0 replies)

Has everybody done their Super Sunday things?

You know, put up the goal posts, sent out your Super Sunday cards, bought your Super Sunday presents, shopped for Super Sunday dinner, taken the kids to see Howard Cosell?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Fri Feb 2, 2018, 09:29 PM (13 replies)

Memorable Last Lines from Books. Identify?

"Why it might even come in the middle of a sentence and I'd."

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

"Pernando walked from the helipad. Behind him the red, white and green flapped in the wind."

"Maybe, in only a thousand years."

"Done this day Aprilius 16, in the year of our Lord One Thousand One Hundred and Seventy, being the hundredth year of the English Peoples' Republic."

"The message consisted of.. well it mostly said the word 'darling'."

"Perhaps he would take up Scrabble."


Anyone else have any?
Posted by Wolf Frankula | Wed Jan 31, 2018, 06:19 PM (18 replies)

Real Performers, Nonexistent songs.

Johnny Cash: Fire From the Sky

Donovan Leitch: Erainilorna

Mighty Sparrow: No Compromise

Meredith Brooks: Bamas

Bob Dylan: I'm a Jew Again

The Concordia College Choir: Forward, Forward Dear New Kaapland

Keith Moon: Goose Goose Duck

Ice-T: Crack Crack, Munny Munny

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Jan 27, 2018, 02:56 PM (1 replies)

Seen at Lunch Today. Another term for the tRump

At a local pub for lunch. They had the toob on and the Rump came on talking. Somebody (not me) thumbed the toob and said in a Cartman voice, "Screw that, I'm going home. Talking poop is where I draw the line.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu Jan 25, 2018, 06:48 PM (0 replies)
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