Since School Starts Here Tomorrow,

Here are some short songs disliked by my school more than 50 years ago.

First "The Burning of the School"

'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
Now we're marching to the office to kill the principal,
The brats are marching on!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
So I hit her on the bean,
With a rotten tangerine.
The brats are marching on!'

And "See-Saw"

'See Saw Marjorie Daw,
Jack's on strike with his master.
His master will pay but a penny a day,
So Jack won't work for that bastard.'

And "Take Me Out to the Pig Sty."

'Take me out to the pig sty,
Take me out with the swine.
Buy me some pig slop and slap my crack,
I don't care if I ever get back.
For it's root, root, root like a root hog,
Up to my snout in the mud.
For it's squeak, squeak, squeeeee ump ump ump.
At the old pig sty.

Wolf