Ron Obvious
Ron Obvious's JournalSerbian survivor of fall (of 33,000') from plane explosion dies at 66
A Serbian woman who survived what was said to be a 10,000-metre (33,000ft) fall after a plane exploded in mid-air in 1972 has died aged 66.
In January 1972 she was working as a flight attendant a Yugoslav Airlines DC-9 plane when it blew up over the snowy mountain ranges of what was then Czechoslovakia. All of the other 27 passengers and crew on board died.
Trapped in the planes tail, Vulović plummeted to earth in sub-zero temperatures and landed on a steep, heavily wooded slope near a village. The fuselage tumbled through pine branches and into a thick coating of snow, softening the impact and cushioning its descent down the hill, crash investigators said at the time.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/24/vesna-vulovic-serbian-survivor-of-fall-from-plane-explosion-dies-at-66
I remember this case. Truly remarkable, although there's now apparently some doubts about the facts in the case.
December 25th
"On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642" -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
The human side of Pep Guardiola
I know I've been critical of Pep here over the years. I still think he's a fraud as a manager, but I defy anyone to watch this video and not smile:
Any suggestions for a movie marathon?
As I mentioned in another post, Mrs. Obvious and I will be celebrating Christmas in what has become a tradition here at Obvious Manor:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1218&pid=241749
We've also done Star Trek, Alien(s), the Jurassic Park Series, and 2001/2010 in previous years, but I'm not sure what to watch this year. I realise this is late in the day, but I'd appreciate any suggestions.
Suggested by others so far:
The Godfather (vetoed by Mrs. Obvious)
The Hobbitses (suggestion greeted coldly by your humble correspondent)
Rocky (vetoed by both of us).
Anyone? Thanks in advance!
List of restricted things on US network TV and Airline TV
Found this while cleaning up a hard drive. I don't have a source, and google only reveals it being quoted on a French website, so I can't vouch for the accuracy. Still, I thought it was interesting.
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The following is to be used as a guide only. It is not possible to include every visual or language restriction, and we must rely on the discretion and common sense of the producer, director and/or editor to ensure necessary coverage. If an action or word is questionable, please cover, replace or delete it for the airline or television version.
Visual and Audio Restrictions
airplane crashes/mechanical problems/airline names or logos (for airline versions only)
Explosions and fiery visuals need to be trimmed and the audio needs to be softened for airline
nudity - both front and back (derrieres, G-strings and pasties are also not acceptable)
female nipples (exposed or visible through clothing)
fornication/coitus position/pelvic thrusts/humping/bumping and grinding
fondling of breasts/groin
kiddie porn
snuff porn
bestiality
masturbation
defecation
urination
flipping the bird/traditional arm gesture/masturbation gesture
grabbing ones parts/genitals/breasts and derriere
gratuitious violence/blood/squibs
Dead bodies with eyes open
impact of bullets/knives/multiple bullet/knife wounds
injections where you can see the needle entering the body/sharp objects penetrating bodies
humans and animals on fire/electrocuted
slamming humans and animals into/through glass or into objects
kicking or beating of humans and animals
severe injuries to humans/animals (e.g. car running over body)
product identification (e.g. repeated shots or close-ups of Coke bottle, Kelloggs Corn Flakes box, etc.) (Networks TV only)
Cigarette smoking (ABC only)
Quoting of non-fact-based statistics. (Network TV only)
Practical jokes/imitable behavior. (ABC & NBC only)
The only telephone numbers which are cleared for broadcast are 555-0100 through 555-0199.
Visuals of World Trade Center, planes flying low/approaching buildings. Audio references to WTC or 9/11. (Airline only; ABC not currently allowing WTC visuals)
Language Restrictions
any verbal references to plane crashes/airplanes in jeopardy (airline only)
fuck (and all derivatives)/motherfucker/frigging/fricking/hitting skins/laid/get laid/bang/tapping ass/knockin boots/jump your bones/ball/bang
wanker
screw/screwed (in a sexual connotation)
shit/scheist/crap/bullshit/bullspit/b.s./doo-doo/turd/take a dump
Goddamn/Goddarn (damn is not usually acceptable to networks if its a family film)
Jesus/Christ/Jesus Christ (When used as an expletive)
bitch/son of a bitch/s.o.b.
bastard
piss/pissant/pissworm/pissing/pissed off/whiz/squirt/pee (not always acceptable)/take a leak
come/cum/coming/orgasm/cream/jizz
fag/faggot/queen/fairy/dyke/pansy/bull dyke/butch/pillow biter/fudge packer/rump ranger/cocksucker
cunt/pussy/beaver/punany/poon tang/booty/boot/cootch/cherry/break the cherry/honey pot/snatch/fur/pink/monkey print/clitoris
on the rag/on the plug
prick/pecker/cock/cocksucker/dick/jimmy/tool/johnson/schlong/meat/putz/beef
schmuck
balls/cojones/nuts/chewing my eggs off
ass/asshole/jackass/butt cheeks/butt crack/up my Lincoln Tunnel/cocoa factory/Hershey highway/brown-noser
hot between the legs/moist between the legs/wet/juicy
whore/slut
nigger/schvartze/kike/chink/spic (and any other derogatory ethnic slurs)
pubic hair
dildo
scumbag
fart/cut one/cut the cheese
tits/boobs/bloarts/knockers/hooters/nipples/nips
masturbate/ejaculate/jerk off/jack off/jack me off/hand job/blow job/suck off/eat out/eat me/wax me
69/rimming
erection/boner/hard-on/hump/ramrod/lube job/in deep
hose gobbler/suck it/lick it/muff diver
mouthing of profanities (fill with audible replacements)
Please note that any profanity spoken in a foreign language will also need coverage, as will profanity in subtitles.
TV/AIRLINE ADR SUGGESTIONS
Airline/TV ADR should be chosen carefully to fit lip movements and/or the context of the scene. The following are some suggested replacement words that are commonly used for TV ADR. Please contact Post Production Services (310-244-8914) if you need other suggestions or have any questions.
fuck/fucking - damn, freak/freaking, very, fudge, fine (screw, frigging and fricking are not acceptable replacements)
fucker fella, fool, freak
motherfucker - motherfool, motherlover, my brother, brother, punk, mother, mean freak/fella
motherfuckin - motherlovin
goddamn damn, dagnab, gosh-darn
shit - stuff, squat, great, damn, no (shoot is not usually acceptable)
Jesus - Jeez, gee, yeesh,
Jesus Christ - Judas Priest, gee whiz, this is nuts, this is great, this is crazy, very nice, holy cow, I could cry, I could die, this is sad
Christ - great
bitch - brat, broad, babe, biddy, beast, mean (witch is not usually an acceptable replacement)
son of a bitch - son of a gun/bum/buzzard, I dont believe it
bastard monster, buzzard, bratty, bozo, beer keg, butthead, bully, butcher
piss pee, go, break
pissed - ticked, mad, miffed
pissed off - ticked off, put off
orgasm - good time
homo - honey, homosexual, gay
fag/dyke - gay
dick - jerk, dork, pig
prick - pain, jerk, punk, pal
balls - chops, guts, brains, bones
blow me - kick me (bite me and eat me not acceptable)
asshole - airhead, jerk, loser, armpit, animal, idiot, psycho
ass - rear, neck, keyster, hide, skin, nose, schnozz, ear, butt, arm, face, behind, bod, head, tush
whore - harlot, witch, tramp
slut - tramp, slave
nigger - brother
peckerhead - peabrain, pinhead
dickhead - pinhead
booty - baby
hittin skins - gettin down, having sex
jerkoff - jerk, jerkhead, jughead
scumbag/douchebag/dickwad - dirtbag, dummy, dumb guy, scum
shut the fuck up - shut your mouth up
cocksucker con artist, crazy jerk, conehead
bullshit - bull, bogus, nonsense, baloney, bull session, business
bollocks buttocks
cunt cow, chick, crone, git (for British films)
Dear Papa John's, your pizza is disgusting. Please deliver me another one for free.
Sincerely, Ron.
If this is obscure, it's in response to a Papa John's ad I just saw on Sky promising a free pizza if you don't like the one they delivered. Seems a bit of odd logic to me.
Stand by Me (Slowed-down, instrumental track not on soundtrack)
I was disappointed that this particular part of the soundtrack to the movie Stand by Me wasn't on the CD when I bought it. Fortunately, we live in the age of the internet and youtube now so I was able to track it down.
I think it's quite moving and sentimental (in a good way)
Two ducks check into a hotel.
So two ducks check into a hotel for a weekend of romance and illicit sex. Just as things are heating up, one of the ducks asks:
"Did you bring the condoms?"
"No", says the other duck. "I thought you brought them."
"Well, what are we going to do?", wails the first duck.
"I know", says the other duck. "We'll call room service!"
So they call room service, and yes, they do deliver condoms to rooms in this hotel.
Ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door and a liveried porter is there holding a box of condoms.
"Oh, terrific, you're a life-safer", quacks the first duck.
"Why, it's all part of the service", says the porter. "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"Why, NO!!", recoils the duck in terror, "What are you, some kind of pervert?!"
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Drop Rooney already; Pogba is a big waste of money and Zlatan is a flat-track bully.
I couldn't sleep and got up at 3:30 AM to watch Watford - United. Watford's win was thoroughly deserved and enjoyed by me.
I still don't understand why Rooney hasn't been dropped years ago, both for Man U and England. What do/did SAF, Moyes, LVG, Mourinho and Hodgson see in him? Additionally, he's on £300,000 a week, when I wouldn't pay that for him as transfer sum. The guy is a complete passenger.
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