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martin061360's JournalA man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks? St. Peter answered, ”those are Lie-Clocks” , everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move”.
“Oh” said the man, “whose clock is that?”; “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”; Incredible, said the man.
“And whose clock is that one?”; St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”;
“Where’s Mitt Romney’s clock?” asked the man. “Mitt Romney’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan”.
Romney is telling us to "Vote for love of country
Romney is telling us to "Vote for love of country," I am. That is why I am voting for President Obama. Because I love my country.
Just want to say hi.
try to visit as often as I can but I don't always log in. I tweet a lot of headlines from here. I am an Obama supporter. I am mostly liberal. I dislike what the Republican Party has turned into and hate what I think they may do to this country if they ever have complete control of all branches of goverment.
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Name: MartinGender: Male
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