kairos12
kairos12's JournalSo a man goes to a lawyer to get some advice.
Man: My neighbor owes me $100 and claims I never loaned it to him.
Lawyer: Write him a letter telling him to pay you the 500 dollars.
Man: Wait, he only owes me $100.
Lawyer: Right, that's what he will say and you will have your evidence.
If you wondered what the Reichstag fire
looked like just keep watching the Reich Wing performance these past couple of weeks in the Senate.
New Rule of Presidential Power-with a caveat.
The Douchewitz Rule is anything a President does that aids his election efforts, and is deemed to be in the "national interest," is justified and legal.
However, the Douchewtiz Rule is the standard for Republican Presidents only.
But the economy.
Has replaced but her emails.
My response to MAGATS--Hitler made the trains run on time.
Fuck them, and their mango Fuhrer.
Interesting Stat from the NYT sports/baseball section today.
About the Houston Astericks.
From 1920 through 2016, only 2 teams -the 1948 Yankees and the 1995 Indians-led the majors in slugging % while also recording the fewest strikeouts. The Asterisks did it in both 2017 and 2019.
Helps if you know what pitch is coming in half your games.
When you have a government agency altering public images to appease
and/or not offend the Dear Leader the blinking red light of authoritarianism has gone from blinking to dead red.
Oh, and the Orange Shitgibbon can go fuck himself.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
I'd tell you another joke, but all the good ones argon.
Great story about Babe Ruth being involved, as a pitcher, in a no-hitter and near
perfect game.
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/ernie-shore-threw-quasi-perfect-game-after-babe-ruth-ejection/c-132245176
So I'm driving down the road
and a big vehicle in front of me abruptly moves from my lane to the left lane. Why? Because coming straight at us, in the middle of the road, is a dude on motorized skateboard just flying. I moved over as well. I can say my drivers training of 40 years ago didn't prepare me for that one.
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