kairos12
kairos12's JournalI grew up in, what would considered today, bright Red MAGA Country.
Cowboy country. I don't recall back then everyone walking around with long guns strapped to their bodies while buying jerky and a moon pie.
I see these Cargo Pants Commandos strapped with ARS and Glocks while going into supermarkets.
When the hell did people become scared shitless?
As an old infantry guy it makes me want to puke.
I just received my
paper copy of the 6 January report. 814 pages.
I start on it today. I will use a different highlighter than the one I used on the Mueller Report though.
I will keep any heavy objects I can throw away from desk. Wife recommendation.
A way to explain our Electoral College to your children
To teach kids about democracy, let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then make liver because they don’t live in a swing state.
So it seems one day, while President, the Tangerine Duce was driving around on one
his golf courses and he spots across the street a huge MAGA stand. Curious he drove his cart up to see what was happening.
In the stand, amongst, all the MAGA junk there is a kid selling puppies out of box that is titled 100% MAGA Puppies for sale. Chump considers this purchase. He knows dogs makes people more popular, but he needs more information before the purchase.
He consults with Bannon and Stone and decides yep he can get one. The following week he returns to the course and spots the stand across the street. All the MAGA stuff is gone, but the kid is out there with a sign that says, "PROGRESSIVE PUPPIES FOR SALE.
When he goes up the kid he starts screaming, "hey last week these were MAGA Puppies." What is going on?
The kid replies, "they opened their eyes."
When I walk around with my wife when I spot someone who looks like
a celebrity I say, "hey that's Brad Pitt, Madonna, Mick Jagger, etc."
Usually she ignores me or says the original would be insulted by my comparison.
The other day I said, "hey that's George Santos."
I think it was the only time she wanted me to go apologize to the misidentified person.
MAGA has used the Debt Ceiling debacle to inflame brainless media types, using it as a
stinky fog of smoke so they can fly under the radar to wreck the government.
That is is the next 5 months.
Now that Fake Santos has been added to Science and Small Business Committees
how long before pictures emerge of George walking on the moon, and him in the garage having created the combustion engine?
What do you call what happens when a car runs over a food processor left in the road.
A fenderblender.
The Taliban Club in the House is Ok
with insurrection and overturning a fair election.
I think they will have no problem sinking the economy over the debt ceiling.
The only thing they care about is not having a primary challenger. That's it.
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