I was at the protest against Drumpt in Phoenix the other

night when a group of Drumpt Zombies starting screaming and flipping us off.

I yelled back, "I don't understand you, try speaking Russian."

They stopped, apparently confused. They moved on to bow down before the Orange Fuhrer.

How many ears does Star Trek's Mr. Spock have?

3

1. Left Ear.

2. Right Ear

3. And the Final Front Ear.

Thank you for the heart!

One fine Mother's Day a toddler presents his mom

with a cup of coffee. She thanks him and takes a big sip. She almost chokes and decides to look what's in the cup. Whereupon, she finds those old style green army men in hot water.

The mom says why ever did you do this.

The toddler, responds, but mom, the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.

Thanks so much for the heart. Makes my evening.

For those of you with telekinetic power

raise my hand.

Thanks so much for the heart!

State of Things

Racist, misogynist broadcaster gets a medal and applause in the gallery of the Capitol.

Purple Heart winning veteran gets a cardboard box and a frogmarch out of the White House.

Speaker Pelosi's Brilliant Move

Speaker Pelosi's magnificent ripping up of Shitler's parchment of lies was a silent way of shouting "You Lie."

Well played Madame Speaker.

Only NL player to win the MVP in his first year in that League

Kirk Gibson

Dodgers

1988.

Came to the Dodgers after a distinguished career with the Tigers.

I'm pretty sure I have this one right. I couldn't think of another example in the NL.