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When dotard returns from NK: (Fill in the blank)

I have ______ in our time!

New Drumpt condo building.

Pop song named after me.

New ideas for my trump military parade.

Workers who will labor for turnips.

Given Drumpt's refusal to enforce the law concerning sanctions against Russia passed by nearly

unanimous vote by Congress I don't know how a Democratic Senate and House will make any difference. He will just ignore their requests and subpoenas and declare everything fake news and wait for his mob to validate him. SCOTUS is probably 5-4 for him in every case. The only thing to be done is Mueller gets him or he is voted out in 2020.

To teenage son: "That's enough, go to your room."

Son: Jim Morrison is overrated
Dad: I told you to quit slamming the Doors?

I've started Crossfit

I cross my fingers and hope my pants fit!

At the recent convention of Reich Wingers called CPAC it was noted

many rethugs had the letters TGIF written on their shoes.

Toes Go In First

I read that ABBA and Elvis Costello had decided on doing

a tour together. Trouble started when the couldn't decide who would get top billing. So stay tuned and watch ABBA and Costello to see who's on first.

Wizard of OZ humor

Dorothy: I miss Kansas.

Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa.

Phrases you don't want to hear:

There's a problem with your transmission

We only have middle seats left.

We don't make that model anymore.

He's up and tweeting.

Indecisive people are always

under the whether!

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