Notice to Evangelical Oaf Keeper Types

You might here this in Court:

Oaf Keeper: "But judge, I'm saved, I'm going to Heaven."

Judge: "That could be, but first first you're going to prison."

Reich Wing Mask Lunacy Explained

With Red States throwing off CDC guidelines and other states maintaining them, coming next in Red States will be designated farting zones in elevators.

Chris Hayes for the win

President Biden in office: 45 days.

President Biden number of days on golf course: 0.

LOL. Clever by half. Dog is way too smart.

Got My New Tee Shirt With Logo

It reads: G.O.P.

HOSTIS HUMANI GENERIS (enemy of all mankind)

with a skull and crossbones.

I've had a few inquiries. I say look it up. Feel free to take a picture of it.

Still the most imposing HR I ever saw live-Reggie Jackson 1971 All-Star Game.

The Reich Wing Explained.

All in for overturning a legitimate election

All in for not supporting COVID relief.

Vile personified.

Attention, Attention March 4th Cargo Pants Terrorists!

Washington's first inauguration was on April 30, 1789. Not March 4th.

I see in the future Vanilla Isis Terrorists will move their timeline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_inauguration_of_George_Washington

A different beginning of the season

Three of my baseball heroes died this past year. Lou Brock, Bob Gibson, and Joe Morgan. I begin this season remembering how great they were and how I won't see their kind again.

You know the situation where

a guy steps on a rake and it whacks him in the face. And, in Looney Tunes style, steps back and steps on it again in a repeat performance.

Those are the CPAC attendees over the years.