kairos12
kairos12's JournalI used to joke that if a Dem came up with a cure for
cancer the rethugs would reject funding it.
After MAGA voted DOWN baby formula it's no longer a joke.
The Drill Sergeant was lighting up the
new recruit.
Drill Sargent: "I bet you want to spit on my grave after I'm dead, right?"
Recruit: "No, I don't because after I leave the Army I promised myself I would never stand in line again."
A waiter returns to the table to ask the customer
how his meal is so far.
Waiter: “How did you find your steak?”
Customer: “I just pushed my peas to the side and there it was.”
Congress holds a hearing today on UFOs.
Let me help you. Aliens. Hell yes.
Just look at a MAGA rally.
Not that hard.
So Coke Can Thomas has an
expectation of privacy for SCOTUS discussions, but, apparently, claims women have no expectation of privacy concerning their own bodies.
Got it Commander Thomas.
So Adam and Eve were arguing about what posed more
danger, the apple biting or the talking snake. But the real disagreement was over who really wore the plants in the family.
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