June 16, 2022

That group taking recon fotos

On 5 January I now call The LouderMeinhof Gang.

June 16, 2022

Given the Loudermouth Tour Video

I request the FBI review camera footage of the World Trade Center to see whether or not he led tours of the World Trade Center to either Ramzi Yousef, or OBL.

While they are at it, check for Gym Jordan or Cancun Cruz.

Serious note. If it is proven Loudermouth did a reconnaissance of the tour, he should be in GITMO.

June 15, 2022

The Loudersourmilk Tour Instructions

If I get the opportunity to visit The Louvre I plan on thrilling my friends with photos of the janitor’s closet, ceiling lights, and cafeteria chairs.

Enjoy.

June 15, 2022

Read Today

I stopped understanding math when the Alphabet decided to jump in.

2b or not 2b

That I get.

June 15, 2022

Overheard

While standing in a custom service line this is the loud conversation ahead of me in line:

Dude#1: Yeah, I got me a sweet AK, to go along with my (gun fetish unintelligible gibberish)

Dude#2: Yeah, I got my AR-15 and go out shooting in the woods all the time, take all my other (gun fetish unintelligible gibberish)

As an infantryman I say, you are some kind of dumbass to buy all these weapons, join the Army and you get them issued to you for free. Even bigger ones, Yeehaw!!

Here's the thing, though. The ABSOLUTE worst part of this. These Gun Weasels look exactly like me. Ball cap, short hair.

I would grow hair. Can't. I have cargo pants fashion sense. No help there. My wife concurs.

I just stood further from them.

I went home and took a shower.

June 15, 2022

Folks complaining about gas prices

will idle, and burn fuel, while waiting on Starbucks. That coffee is around $17.00 a gallon.

June 14, 2022

I hear Chump has released a 12 page statement

Did he use his hurricane Sharpie?

June 13, 2022

Everything Chump Touches is a Disaster

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/business/air-force-one-boeing-silicon-valley-nightcap/

Air Force One

snip:

Trump didn't love the AF1 color scheme, with its light blue stripe that's been there since the Kennedy administration. He wanted a supposedly more patriotic look, with a red, white and blue palette. In case the state-of-art tech and armada of nuclear-attack-resistant support planes didn't do enough to scream "THIS IS AMERICA."

But it turns out the darker blue Trump requested could potentially overheat the sophisticated electronics system that ensures POTUS can stay in secure communication with officials on the ground.

Boeing gets played by a Conman.

June 13, 2022

The Giuliani Clause

From now on whenever I make a rational, but wife (or entire family) continues stupid, proposal (buy a houseboat, get an ABBA tattoo) I will respond, but I'm sure Giuliani would back me.

June 13, 2022

I think it is likely, given the devastating revelations from the 6 January Hearings,

Chump will declare for reelection the day the hearings end.

He will use "it's a political prosecution" as a cudgel against the DOJ.