Beware of slow starts

With the shortened season a start of 2-7 is equal to a 8-22 April.

Start slow and get buried.

Doesn't work for me.

Trump vaccine project is code named warp speed.

Ok.

Here's a car it was made a warp speed. It's yours.

Your heart surgeon got his degree at warp speed.

That pilot up front got his license at warp speed.

That house you're buying it was built in a hurry. Warp speed even.

Chump sends well wishes to

COVID victims, nope.

G. "sex trafficker" Maxwell.

Sick.

Identify the brand names that have become common usage

Band-Aid.

Hey Media

Don’t be a stenographer. Don’t cover Chump’s virus BS shit shows.

Report the stories of the Trump Virus victims instead.

51 years ago today we put a man on the moon.

Now, Hair Fuhrer's regime puts up medieval walls and can't produce masks.

Reminder of Terrible Times from the Past

Watching Chump/Putin's Russian inspired little green men remove protesters last week reminded of Argentina's junta's actions in 1975 resulting in the Los Desaparecidos. Those mothers protesting are the precursors to the American Madres de Plaza de Mayo.

Wake the fuck up America!

Live baseball on ESPN right now. Hurry bottom of the 8th. Mets versus Yankees.

Seen those guys before.

Those Portland "Feds" rounding people up.

Saw their predecessors at the STASI Museum in Berlin.

Saw them for real when I used to visit East Berlin.

Clown Governor Duzey of AZ passed along

important guidance during today's press conference. Additional refrigerator trucks parked next to hospital are no big deal. Ignore them.

Oh yeah. Clown Duzey's background is ice cream. I forgot.