kairos12
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MAGA Rules:
Can guns cross State lines? Yes
Can women cross State lines? Hell no.
Always remember.
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
So I took a glance at the teevee
in the gym and saw this black and white foto of Chump’s smirking mug.
Oh, sorry, on second glance, that’s Ted Bundy
Same.
So the therapist runs out of time with his client and so to prepare
for the next session he gives the client these instructions. To get ready for next time, I want you do a little research on Rorschach Tests.
The client returns next week and says " I googled Rorschach Tests, but the only thing I could find were pictures of my parents fighting.
Times have changed.
In the past ways of signaling for a family gathering varied. Maybe you shouted out the door, rang a bell on the porch, banged on a metal triangle hanging from a tree, sent Lassie to round up people, etc.
Today, just turn off the family WIFI signal.
SO a MAGA Zombie gets caught on camera being his idiot self
and gets fired. He can't find work. He reads where the local zoo recently had its gorilla pass away. The zoo is looking for someone to wear to wear a gorilla suit in order to keep customers fooled and coming in.
He gives it a try. He finds out he excels at it. He jumps around the enclosure and swings here and there. One day he swings to hard and lands in the nearby enclosure with a gigantic lion in it, who he comes face to face with. MAGA Gorilla is scared and begins saying "Yay as I as walk through the....and the lion says "valley of death I shall fear..."
All of a sudden, from a nearby enclosure, the Panda shouts "will you two assholes shut up before you get us all fired!"
After hearing these 1st hearings it's clear the 6 January assault was about
as "spontaneous" as the the attacks on 9/11.
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