kairos12
kairos12's JournalThis is all true.
I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I've made several trips.
A man says to his wife there
is only one thing that scares me at Halloween.
She responds: Which is?
He says, exactly.
You first you flaming bag of racist dog shit.
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-10-04/idaho-state-senator-tells-native-american-candidate-go-back-where-you-came-from-in-forumSnip:
Tensions rose during a bipartisan forum this week after an audience question about discrimination reportedly led an Idaho state senator to angrily tell a Native American candidate to “go back where you came from.”
Vile POS.
Today I dealt
with the rudest most foul mouthed cashier. I’m never going through self-checkout again.
If you have trouble
with preparing Hamburger Helper remember this. Hamburger will only accept help if it's ready.
The Orange Duce's Land of Oh Noooes.
Take the stand to defend yourself. Chump: Oh hell noooo!
Do another debate with VP Harris. Chump: Hell noooo to the infinite power.
How about a 60 Minutes Interview: Chump: How about 60 Hell noooooos!
Rice paper "tough guy."
One day the Orange Duce got tired of seeing and hearing about
Malaria's nude photos. So he asked, "am I the only one you've been with?"
She replies, "yes, all the others were eights and nines."
Sorry Chump.
MAGA Rules applied in Real Life
Salesman: This car is a rare find and in perfect shape.
Customer: The CARFAX states it’s been in 4 accidents.
Salesman: I believe the rules of the dealership are there will be no fact checking. How dare you!
It makes sense.
Sometimes I hear cats do better in houses than apartments. I think it's explained by the fact there's a "meow" in homeowner.
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