Alito is

carrying so much Chump shit water he’s drenched in dreck.

Roberto Clemente

"Pitch me outside, I'll hit .400. Pitch me inside, and you won't find the ball."

Truth.

Given the MAGA SCOTUS session tomorrow on the 14th Amendment

I wonder if Coke Can Thomas has received his prepared remarks from insurrectionist Gini yet.

What do Alexander the Great

and Winnie the Pooh have in common?





Their middle name.

Husband asks his

wife, “why did you marry me?

Wife replies,” because of your great sense of humor.”

Husband, “I thought it was because I was a fantastic lover.”

Wife, “see, there you go.”

What Kant might have said if he saw those MAGA grifter preachers lay hands on Chump

"If a...wind should rage in his guts, what matters is the direction it takes: if downward, then the result is a fart; if upwards, an apparition or heavenly."

Laying hands on fart enveloped, noxious fume spewing bag of greasy traitorous offal.

Not Kant. But who is?

Thank you kind DUer for the heart.

So the man's wife got up for breakfast and began preparing her

hard boiled egg as usual. When the husband came into the kitchen the woman embraced him and said I want to make love right now. The husband was surprised, but happily complied right there in the kitchen.

After their intimacy the wife remained hugging her husband. He remarked that this was quite a surprise, what brought her passion on?

She replied, "my egg timer broke."

Thanks for the wonderful heart.

Heartfelt thanks for the heart!