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A plan to put shelters in schools after seven children died in 2013 from a series of devastating tornadoes has been scrapped because Republican leaders are pushing for corporate tax cuts instead.

Who needs houses falling from the skies when you have tax-cutting, children hating, rethugs already in place on the ground.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/16/oklahoma-gop-tax-cut-axes-tornado-shelters-after-storms-killed-seven-students-in-2013/

Unfortunately this story is not from The Onion:

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A Texas judge agreed with defense attorneys’ claims that a 16-year-old who killed four people while driving drunk had been given whatever he wanted by his wealthy parents and had never learned to accept responsibility for his actions.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/11/texas-teen-kills-four-in-drunken-crash-but-gets-probation-after-parents-wealth-blamed/