March 6, 2013

First Annual Rethug Sequestrian Event

I'd like to welcome our viewers today to the first ever GOP Sequestrian Event. I can promise you a very exciting day. Let's get right to describing our competition. Our first two competitors are Turtle McConnell and Lucky Strikes Boner.

Our two competitors have quite a challenge today, as you know while they keep the 1% happy, they will over come the following obstacles:

1. Slash funds from Head Start

2. Furlough Air Traffic Controllers

3. Lay-off Title One school teachers

4. Lay-off FDA meat inspectors

5. Keep kids out of Head Start

6. Reduce our National Security

All while making sure President Obama gets the blame.

Well-it's about Post Time, and you can see our two competitors downing their pre-race drink consisting of Tea Bag dregs, and whatever else that allows them to scale these obstacles without a shred of empathy for anyone not of the one percent.

March 6, 2013

Obama Nominee Blocked Again

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/republicans-block-obama-nominee-halligan.php?ref=fpb

I thought we had filibuster reform.

My error.

February 28, 2013

WSJ says government spending cuts hurt economic growth...no really

WSJ quote in article:

The U.S. economy grew slightly in the fourth quarter of 2012—a reversal from an initial report of contraction—but the meager showing underscored that government spending cuts are slowing the recovery's momentum.

Gubermint helps spur growth, or so writes the lobster wrap of the perfumed princes of purloined pennies.

Apparently, not even the Wall Street Bankers can penetrate the tin foil dome inhabited by Tea Baggers.




http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/28/1190456/-Even-the-Wall-Street-Journal-says-it-Government-spending-cuts-are-slowing-the-recovery-s-momentum

February 23, 2013

Are Republican Brains Different?

http://www.salon.com/2013/02/22/are_republican_brains_different_partner/

Article says Democrats consider the feelings and thoughts of others when evaluating risking decisions.

Republicans base their decisions on fear.

Number of subjects studied was small: 83

Better Validation:

Obama's 2012 Campaign Slogan-"Forward" versus

Rmoney's 2012 Campaign Slogan (closest I could find) "Washington is Broken"

Jesse Jackson's Keep Hope Alive versus:

Bush's fear fandango of color alerts to keep the population cowed.

February 22, 2013

How were these guys not charged with treason?

Whistle blower gets fired.

Cops who threaten to kill the President, get fired, and now are applying to get their jobs back.

I worry about the President everyday.



http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/21/whistleblower-fired-for-revealing-cops-threatened-obama-while-protecting-him/

February 21, 2013

Steps to Citizenship in Obama Immigration Proposal

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/02/how-obamas-path-to-citizenship-actually-works.php?ref=fpb

February 20, 2013

Americans, you're ignorant...

opines the Herman the 9-9-9, CEO of ubeki-ubeki-ubeki-stan-stan.

Message brought to you by Godawfulfathers Pizza.






http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/20/herman-cain-insists-most-americans-have-a-severe-ignorance-problem/

February 20, 2013

Racist GOP Tea Party Leader In Montana

Tear a tea bag and racist leaves fall out.

Yet another example of why the teabagging neanderthals have to be voted out of office.




http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/20/1188556/-Montana-county-s-GOP-chairwoman-proves-her-tea-party-bona-fides-with-racist-watermelon-trap-post

February 20, 2013

McCain Meets the Crazies in the AZ (look on his face is priceless)

Trying to sell his immigration plan to Tea Bagger Crazies in Arizona.

McCain set upon by some his Palin inspired Zombies.

Didn't get the Meet the McCain treatment from this audience.

Probably wishing there were a few Ben-gayzee questions in there.

Maybe they were mad because he didn't finish building the danged fence.



http://news.yahoo.com/mccain-defends-immigration-plan-angry-residents-004915369.html

February 19, 2013

Tea Party Apologizes for Sending Email Pic of Rove In Nazi Uniform

NO, this is not the ONION.


http://www.salon.com/2013/02/19/tea_party_patriots_says_rove_as_nazi_email_was_a_mistake/