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Faux News Retractions for Billo



Fox News has admitted, in answer to questions from the Washington Post , that host Bill O’Reilly did not witness any bombings in Northern Ireland or murders in El Salvador. The network said he saw only photographs of such atrocities.

In other findings, Billo was not at Gettysburg, Iwo Jima, the founding of the Beatles, or the explosion of the Hindenburg. Oh the humanity, he only saw pictures of those too.

The Walker Dead

Definition of the reichwing, teahaddists at CPAC who applauded when their lead zombie compared Unions to ISIS.

Seasonal Humor

A moth said to another moth, "Have a bite of this delicious sweater."

"I can't," the other moth replied, "I've given them up for lint."

President Obama, Go Ahead and Say It, Your True Enemy are the Republicans



Again and again, Republicans demand to know why President Obama won’t name the enemy. They say he’s too forgiving, too afraid of ideological conflict, too reluctant to wage all-out war, too eager to find people of good will on the other side.

Maybe they’re right. Maybe he should come out and say it: The GOP is trying to destroy him.

From you lie, to blocking stimulus money to invigorate the economy, to shutting down the government, to trying to kill the ACA, to now, defunding DHS. Throughout the President's two terms the true, implacable, unrelenting, ruthless enemy have been the Republicans.

Sick of Winter, Kentucky Cops Issue Arrest Warrant for Queen Elsa from Frozen



Residents of Harlan, Kentucky, should be on alert for a slippery criminal with an icy heart.
Her name is Queen Elsa of Arandelle, and the Harlan Police Department issued an all points bulletin for the suspect yesterday on Facebook, seeking her arrest on charges of creating dangerously cold weather.

Harlan County needs to Let it Go.

Turtle McConnell claims credit for improving economy



President Barack Obama on Friday laughed off Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) recent suggestion that positive economic signs could be connected to the GOP's sweeping victory in the 2014 midterm election.

In further news, Mcturtle claims credit for: the sun coming up, tidal movement, discovery of the Beatles, creating the Ipod, and recommending Groucho Marx wear a grease paint mustache.

Shrub 2 Jeb is his own man on foreign policy, but gets advice from, among others, Wolfowitiz



CHICAGO — Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who is considering a 2016 presidential campaign, is seeking to distinguish his views on foreign policy from those of his father and brother, two former presidents.

But he's getting most of his ideas from nearly two dozen people, most of whom previously worked for George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush.

Cry Oh Crap, and let slip the dim bulbs of endless war.

Attention 43% Takers: S.N.A.P. needs changing


House Republicans are laying the groundwork for a revision of the food-stamps program after its sharp expansion during the recession.

The effort kicks off Feb. 25 when the House Agriculture Committee holds the first of several hearings scheduled this year on food stamps, formally known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.

Committee Chairman Mike Conaway (R., Texas), who is leading the charge, said he wants to stay away from the type of party politics that can doom reforms before they are proposed. But as the son of a roughneck on oil rigs, he said he favors the kind of hard work that “built America,” suggesting any changes will lead to a smaller program and fewer recipients.

Maybe they should call it the "bootstrap" program because that's what families will be boiling to eat when the wing nuts are done.

Thanks to the DU member who sent the heart

I live in the middle of a Wing Nut crazy State (AZ) and any kindness sent my way is much appreciated.

According to a Wing Nut--a major problem is...wait for it...Yoga Pants


Montana Taliban: Republican lawmaker wants to arrest and jail women for wearing yoga pants

Oh Noesssss--Benghazi, Ebola, now----Yoga pants.

Not even the Onion would make this up.

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